Frantic Tendencies Micro-Bakery

Nina Mendez

A velvety, comforting sandwich loaf crafted from fresh-milled soft white wheat. Infused with the pure byproduct of our rich, home-churned buttermilk to create a tender, ghostly soft crumb.
Net Wt. 24 oz (1.5 lbs)
Ingredients: Fresh milled soft white wheat flour, home-churned buttermilk (cultured skim milk), water, olive oil, honey, farm-fresh egg, salt, yeast.
Contains: Wheat, Milk, Egg.

The Haunting Crumb Loaf

A rustic, golden-crusted hearth spiral woven with fragrant, earth-grown rosemary and roasted cloves of garlic. Earthy, aromatic, and deeply savory—a grounding staple for autumn gatherings.
Net Weight: 24 oz (680g)
Ingredients: Fresh milled hard white wheat flour, water, home-churned butter (pasteurized cream), roasted garlic, fresh rosemary, salt, yeast.
Contains: Wheat, Milk.

Whispering Herb & Garlic Coil

Brown Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies
Toasted dark butter and rich semi-sweet chocolate pools forged in soft-white wheat flour. A celestial ritual.

Net Wt. 4.0 oz (113g)
Ingredients: Fresh milled soft white wheat flour, dark chocolate chunks (sugar, chocolate liquor, cocoa butter, soy lecithin), browned butter (pasteurized cream), granulated white sugar, dark brown sugar, farm-fresh eggs, dark black cocoa powder, pure vanilla extract, baking powder, salt, flaky sea salt.
Contains: Wheat, Milk, Egg, Soy.


This product was produced in a home kitchen that may process 
common food allergens and is not subject to public health 
inspection.

Eclipse Tokens 2-Pack

A dark, bleeding reduction of summer's finest fruits, made without artificial setting agents or chemical fillers. We combine massive quantities of strawberries, blackberries, blueberries, and raspberries, slowly simmering them over low heat with raw cane sugar and fresh lemon juice until the natural fruit fibers and sugars collapse into a thick, glossy, spreadable blood-red nectar. Sharp, intensely tart, and deeply sweet.
Net Volume: 8 fl oz (236ml)

Ingredients: Mixed Berries (Strawberries, Blackberries, Blueberries, Raspberries), Granulated Sugar, Freshly Squeezed Lemon Juice.

Allergen Alert: ALLERGEN FREE.

 Sacred Blood Mixed Berry Preserves (8 oz Jar)

Protect your living bread from the drying breath of time without resorting to modern plastic film. These large-format wraps are crafted from unbleached organic cotton sheets, deeply infused with an alchemical blend of pure golden beeswax, organic jojoba oil, and sticky tree resin. Designed specifically to envelope our full-sized sandwich and savory brioche loaves, the wrap molds to the bread using the natural warmth of your hands, sealing in moisture and extending the life of your fresh-milled crusts. 100% washable, reusable, and backyard-compostable.

(Extra-Large - 18" x 18")

Materials: 100% Unbleached Cotton Fabric, Pure Organic Beeswax, Organic Jojoba Oil, Natural Tree Resin.

Care Instructions: Wash by hand with cool water and mild dish soap; air dry flat. Keep away from heat sources.

The Shroud Extra-Large Bread Shield

Brown Butter Brownies. A dark, fudgy expanse of stone-ground white wheat  and deeply scorched, velvety butter.

Net Wt. 3.5 oz (99g)
Ingredients: Granulated white sugar, unsalted butter (pasteurized cream), dark chocolate chunks (sugar, chocolate liquor, cocoa butter, soy lecithin), fresh milled soft white wheat flour, farm-fresh eggs, dark black cocoa powder, pure vanilla extract, salt.
Contains: Wheat, Milk, Egg, Soy.

This product was produced in a home kitchen that may process 
common food allergens and is not subject to public health 
inspection.

Velvet Nightfall Brownie Slices

 A complete set of mystical shields to safeguard your daily provisions.
Includes: One Shadow, one Twilight, and one Obsidian wrap.

The Haunting Crumb Loaf

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